wistfuldreamer:

davesexual:

my entire dash is eurovision

im not watching because eurovision isnt a symbol of FREEDOM

I love how American’s hark on about freedom when they can’t drink till they’re 21, can’t gamble till they’re 21, can’t legally have sex till 18, and have to pay for their healthcare system.

In the UK we can have sex at 16, drink and gamble at 18 and have the NHS. 

“There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.”

0bsidianmcknight:

be mine

iliveforlulz:

shutuphitler:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

omg

Am i high? Why am i laughing so much?

The famous depiction of galloping horses by using coconut shells came about from the purely practical reason that the production simply couldn’t afford real horses.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

via IMDb

asstralian:

is that 

is that

DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS 

asstralian:

is that 

is that

DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS